Judas – My Easter Confession
DO YOU REMEMBER MARS MAN’S PARODY FROM 3 YEARS AGO AFTER NETANYAHU CAME TO WASHINGTON?
Dear Father,
I snubbed him when he came to talk to us
I sent party ops to unseat him
I am befriending my enemy and his
I dismissed my people’s worries and theirs
I, Judas
I lied about Benghazi
I lied about healthcare
I lied about the IRS
I lied about the red line
I, Judas
I fomented blue and red
I incited black and white
I told my underlings to lie
I did away with transparency
I, Judas
I emaciated my military
I widened my open borders
I wasted billions of dollars
and still plea for higher taxes
I, Judas
I downgraded my country
I downgraded our trust
I downgraded our prosperity
I downgraded our constitution
I, Judas
Dear Father, I had no scandals in my presidency, what is my penitence?
damned, John, you’re spoiled.
Just yesterday I was sitting in his chair and told him about my little sins.
I said: sorry father, but Jesus I’m tired lately, Im’ so busy.
He said: you’ll feel better when you’re my age but for now I’ll put you in the oven.
I’m jealous! I’m still feeling very cold and it’s spring!
Georges Bataille: “A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism.”
Have a nice Easter, John.