Judas – My Easter Confession


DO YOU REMEMBER MARS MAN’S PARODY FROM 3 YEARS AGO AFTER NETANYAHU CAME TO WASHINGTON?

Mars Man

Dear Father,

I snubbed him when he came to talk to us

I sent party ops to unseat him

I am befriending my enemy and his

I dismissed my people’s worries and theirs

I, Judas

 

I lied about Benghazi

I lied about healthcare

I lied about the IRS

I lied about the red line

I,  Judas

 

I fomented blue and red

I incited black and white

I told my underlings to lie

I did away with transparency

I, Judas

 

I emaciated my military

I widened my open borders

I wasted billions of dollars

and still plea for higher taxes

I, Judas

 

I downgraded my country

I downgraded our trust

I downgraded our prosperity

I downgraded our constitution

I, Judas

 

Dear Father, I had no scandals in my presidency, what is my penitence?

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    Mariska Venus

    damned, John, you’re spoiled.
    Just yesterday I was sitting in his chair and told him about my little sins.
    I said: sorry father, but Jesus I’m tired lately, Im’ so busy.
    He said: you’ll feel better when you’re my age but for now I’ll put you in the oven.

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